Dirty Bucket List: Filthy Fantasies We May or May Not Have
Ever made a sex bucket list? We did – and it’s filthy. From DVP to bi orgies to gloryhole surprises. Some are fantasies. Some are goals. Some are nope, never. Some… we’ve already checked off. Oops.
By: Kat Swings
We’re not talking “have sex in a hot tub” basic. The Ultimate Dirty Bucket List is your filthiest, freakiest, most no-holds-barred wishlist of sexual experiences. Think of it as a place to dream big, squirt harder, and maybe one day say, “Yeah, I really did that.” It’s a checklist of sexual fantasies you didn’t know you needed or wanted. Until now.
But don’t worry – this list isn’t just ours. We’re throwing out ideas we’ve heard, seen, or maybe dreamed up after one too many tequila shots. Things you might’ve never considered… until now. Because once you’re on this wild lifestyle ride, who knows where it’ll take you? We’re just here to give you food for thought—and share what we may (or may not 👀) want to try ourselves.
Find all of this and more in this can’t-miss episode of the Vanilla Swingers podcast.
😈 What Counts as a Dirty Bucket List Fantasy?
Forget “sex on the beach” and “doing it with the lights on.” This is where things get filthy. We’re talking bi orgies, DVP spitroasts, and things that might make your vanilla friends call the cops. A Dirty Bucket List is where you stop playing it safe and start imagining what would actually blow your mind. Think of it as your naughty North Star—guiding you toward the kind of experiences that leave bite marks, bruises, and unforgettable memories.
🧠 Filthy Fantasies We May or May Not Have
We’ve heard of MFF threesomes with double dildos. MFMMs with full DVP while someone’s getting choked on the third. Spitroasts that turn into cum-covered clean-ups. And let’s not forget the gloryhole surprises, like getting squirted on by a stranger or putting on a blindfold and just trusting the universe. Or maybe your fantasy leans more into the absurdly kinky, like pegging your partner in a reverse gloryhole, or getting peed on by ten people at a watersports party. We don’t judge. We just take notes.
🎭 Theme Nights, Roleplay & Ridiculous Scenarios
Sometimes it’s not just what you do—it’s how you do it. A masquerade swingers party hits different when no one knows who’s doing what to whom. So does f*cking on an office desk afterhours, or sneaking into the faculty bathroom of your alma mater just to leave a new kind of legacy. Want to get theatrical? Try the strip club squirt show, the live sex performance at Club Bagdad in Barcelona, or the “cum on command” circle jerk where one man earns the right to touch you. Yes, that’s a real thing. Probably.
🌈 Celebrating Bi, Queer & Trans Desires
One of the best things about the lifestyle is how queerness is accepted. Bi orgies with full male interaction? Different strokes for different folks. Frotting, DVP, and even sucking a girlcock together with your partner – it’s all fair game. And don’t even get us started on the thrill of playing with trans women or finally finding those legendary twin sisters (or brothers) you’ve fantasized about since high school. The freedom to explore outside the binary is sexy, empowering, and sometimes just plain wild. You do you, no judgement.
🚢 Location, Location, Location
You can’t spell fantasy without “somewhere inappropriate.” Fucking in public bathrooms? Check. Balcony sex on a cruise ship with people watching? Dreamy. Or maybe you want a private mile-high club charter with two other couples and some strategically packed toys. Lifestyle resorts like Desire, Hedonism, and Temptation exist for a reason – and yes, someone out there is trying to f*ck in every single room before checkout. Challenge accepted.
🛐 Worship-Level Kinks & Extreme Play
Then there’s the deep-end stuff. We’re talking full-on gangbangs with multiple cream pies. Sloppy seconds with strangers. Being blindfolded and safely used by whoever wanders in. Squirt showers, erotic fantasy grab bags, and group sex on MDMA that feels like church (if church came with lube and a playlist). The kind of stuff that requires both a safe word and a recovery snack.
🧨 Final Thoughts
Look, not everything on this list is for everyone. It’s certainly not all for us. And that’s kind of the point. A Dirty Bucket List isn’t about pressure – it’s about possibility. It’s a place to dream, to laugh, to cringe a little, and to wonder, “Could I actually…?” Whether you try 1, 5, or all of them, just know you’re not alone in your filthiest thoughts.
And hey, if you do check something off… tag us. (Kidding. Mostly.)
Find all of this and more on this episode of our top-rated swingers podcast for new couples to the lifestyle, the Vanilla Swingers podcast!
Swinger Lingo (check Swinger Dictionary for more!)
Bukkake: A group performance where the spotlight is on one lucky recipient (not Kat!) – typically ending with multiple participants contributing to cum-filled closing acts from all sides.
Creampie: When someone finishes deep inside—no pullout, all fill. Warm, messy, and dripping with taboo… usually with someone eager to lick the cream out after.
DVP: An abbreviation for “double vaginal penetration,” a sexual activity where a female partner is simultaneously penetrated by two different partners or objects in her vagina simultaneously, thus stretching her to the brink. Double the pleasure, double the sensation.
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