Bliss Cruise Orgy: Myth, Magic, and Organized Chaos
Ever wondered what really happens at a Bliss Cruise orgy? It’s not all wild chaos, but the sexy vibes, scheduled playroom fun, and infamous workshops make for a steamy adventure you won’t forget!
By: Kat Swings
If you’ve heard about the infamous Bliss Cruise, you’ve probably conjured up visions of steamy, all-night orgies breaking out on every deck. Let me set the record straight: it’s not exactly like that… but it’s not not like that either. Bliss Cruise is a sexy paradise where vibes are hot, people dress to impress (and undress), and the energy is downright electric. But let’s break down the whole “orgy” thing—because truth and fantasy don’t always line up.
Don’t forget to check out more newbie swinger advice in our Vanilla Swingers podcast.
First Off: It’s a Sexy Vibe, Not an All-Out Frenzy
On Bliss Cruise, you’re surrounded by people who love dressing sexy, acting flirty, and radiating confidence. Think gorgeous dresses, sky-high heels, bare skin, and devil-may-care attitudes. The playrooms are a hub for exploration, where couples and adventurous individuals can indulge in their fantasies.
But an orgy? Not so fast. Unless it’s planned or scheduled, you’re more likely to see pairs or trios having their fun rather than a free-for-all pile of bodies. So if your vision was Caligula on a ship, you might be slightly disappointed—or relieved, depending on your comfort level.
Scheduled Orgies: Yes, They’re a Thing
For the more adventurous, Bliss Cruise does offer opportunities to dip your toes (or more) into organized group play. Scheduled orgies by individuals are a real highlight, and for the November cruise, the daily orgy session was conveniently slotted for 3 p.m. in the playrooms. Afternoons on Bliss are far from boring!
For those who like a bit of planning, Facebook groups and online forums are your best friends. Some guests create their own private events and share invites online, so you can scope out which gatherings match your vibe.
The Orgy Workshop: A Mixed Bag
Now, let’s talk about the infamous orgy workshop. On paper, it sounds intriguing—a guided experience to navigate group play led by an “orgy referee.” In reality, it’s often met with eye-rolls and giggles. Why? Because the “instructional” part lasts a whopping 10-15 minutes. That’s it.
The remaining 45 minutes? A planned orgy with whoever happens to be there. For some, this sounds like an adventure. For others, it’s a hard pass—especially since the randomness of attendees can make for some, uh, unexpected surprises. If you’re picturing a curated group of Greek gods and goddesses, think again.
Pro Tip: Choose Your Orgy Wisely
Here’s the tea: while no one minds a unicorn (solo female) joining in, and everyone loves a sexy F/F couple, Bliss Cruise is less welcoming to MFF throuples. So, if you’ve got a male partner and a girlfriend in tow, you might find your plans derailed by the “couples-only” policy.
Also, don’t feel pressured to join just because there’s a crowd. Bliss is all about consent and mutual comfort. If the vibe isn’t right, there’s always another opportunity—or a private rendezvous with someone you met at the themed party the night before.
Orgies Are Hardly the Whole Story
At the end of the day, Bliss Cruise isn’t just about orgies. Many couples are newbies, with many soft swap and exhibitionist couples coming to play. It’s about creating a sexy, inclusive space for like-minded adults to connect, explore, and have fun. Whether you’re into one-on-one encounters, group dynamics, or simply soaking in the tantalizing atmosphere, there’s something for everyone.
So, are the orgies real? Yes, sometimes. Think of them as the icing on an already decadent cake. And whether you’re a voyeur, an exhibitionist, or somewhere in between, Bliss Cruise promises a wild ride full of unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to pack your sexiest outfit—and maybe a little courage. You never know when you’ll want to say yes.
Happy swinging!
Find all of this and more on this episode of our top-rated swingers podcast for new couples to the lifestyle, the Vanilla Swingers podcast!
Naughty Links and Extras! (Fun, Irreverent, and Maybe Passably Useful)
Bliss Cruise – NO AFFILIATE LINKS. Buy direct or find a travel agent (same price).
CruiseMapper – Find a sister vanilla ship to throw your friends off the swinging scent and keep your steamy adventures under wraps.
Cruise Drinks Calculator – To figure out if the drinks package is worth it, let this tool do the math for you! It’ll tally up your drink costs and show you what you’d spend without it. Bottoms up!
Royal Caribbean Cruise Deck List – Click here to uncover a super-secret treasure trove of 100s of aggregated user reviews of specific Royal Caribbean cruise line cabins. Find your Cruise Ship (Oasis/ Symphony/ Mariner) and search to see if your cabin has been reviewed.
Celebrity Cruise Deck List – Click here to uncover a super-secret treasure trove of 54 pages of aggregated user reviews of specific Celebrity cruise line cabins. Search the pages for your Cruise Ship class (Reflection/Silhouette) to help you find the best cabin.
◀️ Previous Blog Next Blog ▶️