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If you like your swinging with a side of firelight, a splash of fetish, and maybe a full-sized American truck parked indoors (yes, really), then Hellfire might just be your wildest night out in London. It’s not in the heart of the city – it’s tucked way out near Sunbury – but it is one of the oldest and most infamous lifestyle venues in the UK. Think more gritty dungeon energy, less champagne-and-caviar glam. But if you’re down for that, you’ll be down for this.
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🚗 Distance from central London – 50 minutes away, beyond Zone 6
🕓 Hours – Couples only Fri/Sat every 2nd weekend
Thurs – 6:30pm – 11:30pm
Fri – 9:00pm – 1:30am
Sat – 9:00pm – 2am
💲 Pricing – Purchase in advance on EventBrite. Prices vary per event.
👀 First Impressions – Let’s be real – it’s a bit of a trek. Sunbury is just outside the M25 in zone 6, about 45–50 minutes from Central London depending on your mode of transport. But if you’re coming by car, you’re in luck – parking is free, plentiful, and non-sketchy. The club itself is nestled in a fairly industrial-looking building. The outside doesn’t scream sexy, but inside? Total transformation. Think flickering fireplaces, glowing red walls, and more dungeon chic than you can shake a flogger at. Just a heads up – in the dead of winter, it can get chilly. Hell may be hot, but Hellfire? Not always. Plus did I mention there’s a real live American truck inside?!?! WTF!?
🎟️ Inside Tour – Hellfire is basically a kinky adult amusement park, and honestly, you don’t even need to play with others to have a ridiculously good time here. Between the furnishings, the vibes, and the sheer what-the-hell-is-happening factor, it’s a full experience. Let’s start with the downstairs truck – YES, a literal full-sized American truck parked inside the dungeon for live-action dogging. Seats a dozen, if you’re feeling… social. Just past the smoking area, you’ll find the most delightfully accurate 1970s British schoolroom we’ve ever seen – detention fantasies included. The dungeon itself? A moody masterpiece, warmed by a real open fire in winter (cozy chaos, anyone?). There’s also a grope maze/glory hole setup if you’re feeling frisky or chaotic.
You’ll also find a giant Jenga tower that’s somehow become the social icebreaker. Fair warning – when it collapses, it will scare the absolute crap out of you. For the voyeurs, there’s a labeled room with a camera that livestreams to the cinema room, so you can watch the action unfold from a safe, popcorn-worthy distance.
Also worth noting – Hellfire is the only club in London with a couples-only night on Fridays, which we love. And their “Bad Girls” night is cheeky fun – men get pretend money and “tip” their favorite vixens, who compete to win a prize. Sometimes it’s hot, sometimes it feels like an amateur strip club fundraiser – but when it works, it works.
🥂 Bar – No fridge full of sad mixers here – Hellfire actually has a functioning bar, and the drinks are reasonably priced (hallelujah). It’s not BYOB, unless you’re particularly picky about your poison. Grab a drink, mingle, and enjoy the fact that you don’t need to sneak in your chardonnay like a high schooler (although truth be told, we’re all for that!).
🎵 DJ / Nightclub – The music setup is centered around the upstairs dance floor. It’s got that not-too-loud, not-too-soft sweet spot that lets you flirt, dance, and maybe negotiate a foursome without losing your voice. On event nights, things can kick up a notch with DJs and crowd-driven energy. It’s not a rave, but it’s got rhythm.
🍒 Playrooms – This is where Hellfire absolutely delivers. Downstairs is where the magic (and madness) happens. There’s a full dungeon, several couples-only playrooms (not always open, but worth checking), and even a grope maze for the brave and chaotic. One of the most memorable features? A full-size American TRUCK parked inside, built for live-action dogging and fully embraced by the crowd. And let’s not forget the eerily accurate 1970s-style British schoolroom, perfect for anyone whose fantasies involve detention and rulers. There’s also a cinema room streaming action from a voyeur room, plus some rarely opened mystery corridors that feel straight out of a horror-porn crossover. It’s dark, dirty, and delightfully playful.
🔥 Vibe Check – Totally varies by night. Fridays are couples-only, and that’s when things feel the most balanced and respectful. Saturdays can bring in a wider mix, while themed nights attract everything from BDSM lovers to freewheeling exhibitionists. Body types are diverse, and age ranges tend to skew 30–60+, though you’ll definitely spot some sexy 20-somethings and silver foxes. The vibe is open, exploratory, and mostly respectful—though the grope maze might not be for everyone. Come with curiosity, not expectations, and you’ll have a great time.
✅ Should You Go? – If you love big venues, kink-friendly events, and quirky setups (did we mention the TRUCK?), Hellfire delivers. It’s not posh, it’s not curated—but it is fun, freaky, and totally unforgettable. We say yes please – especially for couples curious about kink, or groups of friends ready to explore. Just bring an open mind, warm socks, and a healthy curiosity for adult playgrounds done right.
Find all of this and more on this episode of our top-rated swingers podcast for new couples to the lifestyle, the Vanilla Swingers podcast!
Le Boudoir: One of London’s most exclusive lifestyle clubs – curated, candlelit, and hotter than a West End matinee. Dress to impress, and prepare to undress.
Hellfire: A full-sized truck indoors. A working dungeon downstairs. This isn’t date night – it’s a debauchery marathon.
Voyeurism: The art of peeking behind closed doors, where watching becomes the sexiest form of foreplay. A practice in which individuals derive sexual pleasure from observing others engaging in intimate activities.
Exhibitionism: Putting on a show that would make Vegas blush, because why keep all that steamy action to yourself? The act of deriving sexual gratification from exposing one’s own body or engaging in sexual activities in front of others, often for the purpose of arousal or thrill.
Swingers Club: The playground of pleasure, where fantasies come to life and every night is a tantalizing adventure. A dedicated venue or establishment where individuals or couples within the swinging community gather to socialize, explore their sexuality, and engage in consensual sexual activities with other like-minded individuals.
Playroom: The adult’s version of a candy store, where toys, tools, and tantalizing treats await – because who says pleasure is just for kids? A designated space within a swinger’s venue equipped with various toys, equipment, and furnishings for sexual exploration and enjoyment.
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