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If Fun4Two is the kinky castle of Dutch swinging, Fata Morgana is its chic, clubby younger sister who only wears white, lights everything in purple, and absolutely does not do subtle. Located not far from Amsterdam, this place is modern, massive, and bathed in LED glow — and just when you think you’re slipping in discreetly, bam — you’re greeted by a billboard the size of your regrets announcing to the world: YOU’RE GOING TO A SWINGER CLUB. And yes, your Uber driver now definitely knows. Welcome to Fata Morgana, the stylish sex club where fantasy meets flash — and nothing stays private for long.
Join Kat & Leo as they spill all the juicy details of their Amsterdam Red Light District sexcapades in this can’t-miss episode of the Vanilla Swingers podcast.
🚗 Distance from Amsterdam – 20 min Uber ride ~40€ (or rent a car)
🕓 Nightclub Hours –
Couples Only
Fri – 9:00pm – 3am
Sat – 9:00pm – 4am
Sun – 1:00pm – 10pm
💲 Pricing – Unlimited drinks included
👀 First Impressions – The moment we pulled up, it was clear. Fata Morgana is not here to whisper about your desires — it screams them in neon from the highway. The entrance is clean and modern, almost sterile in its minimalism, like you’re walking into a luxury wellness retreat… if that retreat had playrooms, peep holes, and safari-themed orgy spaces. The staff was welcoming, if not overly enthusiastic, and the locker room experience had the classic swinger energy of sheepish smiles and subtle side-eyes as people stripped down. There’s nothing like locking eyes with a stranger while both of you are standing there in nothing but flip-flops and a nervous laugh.
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🎟️ Inside Tour –Step inside and you’re transported into a super sleek, ultra-modern nightclub. The whole place is white couches, glowing barstools, and moody red and purple LED lighting that makes everyone look 20% hotter. It’s huge — like, three floors of wander-’til-you’re-lost huge. There are play spaces tucked into nearly every corner, red-lit hallways dripping in velvet, and enough peep holes to make even the most seasoned voyeur giddy. Fata Morgana isn’t just big — it loops. Just when you think you’ve seen it all, you end up back where you started, like a very horny version of a Las Vegas casino.
👙 Locker Room / Strip-down – Let’s talk about the strip-down situation, because Fata Morgana does not play when it comes to getting naked on schedule. On Fridays, the moment doors open at 9PM, you’re expected to undress immediately. No easing into the night, no preening around in your club wear — it’s “Welcome! Now take your pants off.” On Saturdays, you get a grace period until 10PM to strut your stuff before surrendering your outfit to the locker gods, and on Sundays, they let you live your best club wear life until 6PM.
Honestly? While it is hot that everyone’s suddenly on a level playing field of thongs and towels, it can feel a little jarring — especially if you, like us on our first visit, didn’t get the memo. We wandered into that enormous locker room like dazed deer in lingerie, surrounded by equally confused couples mid-strip, thinking “Wait… are we doing this now?” And yes, yes you are. We also made the tragic mistake of not bringing flip-flops, which left us committing a high-sins-in-low-style moment – strutting around in full tennis shoes and nothing else. You can go barefoot, but nearly everyone wears something — slides, sandals, or, if you’re bold, heels.
Still, once you’ve accepted the dress code death of your outfit, there’s something surreal and honestly electric about being in a space where everyone is drinking, dancing, and making eye contact in a total state of undress before anything even happens. It’s otherworldly. It turns the whole evening into foreplay, and you’re already halfway to misbehaving before the playrooms even open.
🎵 Bar/Danceclub – Now, let’s address the bar. The setup? Gorgeous. The music? Loud, sexy, and very much made for grinding up on someone’s nearly naked body. The bartendresses? Let’s just say we’ve never been served with so much side-eye and that much acrylic nail click-clack energy. Look, we love a little attitude, but at €170 a couple, a smile wouldn’t kill you. We weren’t the only ones complaining – the 3 bitchy bartendresses had us all mumbling under our breath! That said, the drinks were flowing, and once the dance floor fills up, it turns into a full-on LED-lit makeout jungle. You don’t come here for bartender charm — you come here to lose your clothes and your dignity to a deep house remix of Rihanna.
🍒 Playrooms – Fata Morgana knows how to do playrooms right. Upstairs on the third floor is the largest and busiest play area, and when we walked in, we counted at least 12 couples all deep in their own little erotic universes. The space is open-concept, bathed in sultry lighting, and built for group energy. One themed room was decked out in full-on safari fantasy — think tiger faux fur walls and fake jungle foliage. There’s also a kink room with a St. Andrew’s cross and massage tables if you’re feeling a little Fifty Shades meets Ibiza. And if you’re into peeking before you pounce, the voyeur setups throughout the club are top-tier. You can watch from the hallway like the sexy creep you are — no judgment.
💦 Spa/Sauna – Oh my, the spa is not messing around. Fata Morgana’s hot tub is less “jacuzzi” and more “miniature Roman bathhouse” — it’s massive, bubbling, and surrounded by sleek white loungers and steamy air thick with tension. It’s the perfect place to unwind after dancing or, let’s be honest, before you dive into a three-way with that stunning Dutch couple you’ve been side-eyeing since check-in. There’s a calm, sexy energy to this part of the club that feels like a deep exhale… followed by a shallow moan.
🍽️ Buffet – Let’s talk about the buffet — because nothing says “night of debauchery” like loading up on mystery meat and dipping sauces with strangers in lingerie. Fata Morgana’s dining room is as white and glossy as the rest of the club, but the food? Honestly, it’s giving international fever dream. Picture a wild mashup of chicken, beef, steamed veggies, a few types of pasta, and sauces that feel like someone picked them by spinning a globe. Nothing really goes together, but somehow it works — maybe because you’re distracted by the fact that the guy carving roast beef was spanking you an hour ago (kidding!). Just don’t expect culinary cohesion. It’s chaotic, confusing, and totally on brand.
🌳 Outdoors – We didn’t expect the outdoor area to be this dreamy — and this functional. There’s a pool, plenty of oversized daybeds made for getting cozy (and frisky), and a lush garden feel that’s perfect for some midnight under-the-stars shenanigans. We visited at night, so we missed the full Sunday daytime scene, but you can absolutely tell this place is built to shine in the sun. Poolside playdate, anyone?
🔥 Vibe Check – Fata Morgana is sleek, sexy, and way more high-gloss than your average lifestyle club. It’s clear that everyone here came to slay — and play. The crowd felt stylish, a little more curated, and very into the ambiance. This isn’t the place for sloppy or unpolished vibes. It’s not pretentious, but it is polished — you’ll feel more at home if you dress to impress and know your etiquette. Single men aren’t allowed, but single women and throuples (MFF) are welcome, which keeps the energy more couple-centric and femme-friendly. And while we did encounter a little bit of resting bitch face at the bar, the rest of the club felt warm, welcoming, and open to connection.
✅ Would we go back? – Oh, you better believe we would. Fata Morgana is sexy, clean, massive, and modern — everything a big city swinger club should be. It’s not as whimsical or fantasy-forward as Fun4Two, but what it lacks in themed camp, it makes up for in sheer sexiness and scale. If you’re into upscale kink, glowing lights, and want to feel like you’re partying inside a European EDM music video with a kink twist — this is your place. Just don’t expect your Uber driver not to know. Those billboards have zero chill.
Find all of this and more on this episode of our top-rated swingers podcast for new couples to the lifestyle, the Vanilla Swingers podcast!
Fun4Two: A legendary Dutch swinger paradise near Amsterdam, with themed rooms, a sexy spa, and scheduled nudity in a labyrinth of sensual surprises.
Fata Morgana: Sleek, stylish, and oh-so-Euro. This upscale Dutch club mixes high-end ambiance with wild play spaces and an anything-goes attitude.
Sameplace: Amsterdam’s cozy, urban swinger lounge with a laid-back crowd, casual vibes, and a basement that knows exactly why you’re here.
Voyeurism: The art of peeking behind closed doors, where watching becomes the sexiest form of foreplay. A practice in which individuals derive sexual pleasure from observing others engaging in intimate activities.
Exhibitionism: Putting on a show that would make Vegas blush, because why keep all that steamy action to yourself? The act of deriving sexual gratification from exposing one’s own body or engaging in sexual activities in front of others, often for the purpose of arousal or thrill.
Swingers Club: The playground of pleasure, where fantasies come to life and every night is a tantalizing adventure. A dedicated venue or establishment where individuals or couples within the swinging community gather to socialize, explore their sexuality, and engage in consensual sexual activities with other like-minded individuals.
Playroom: The adult’s version of a candy store, where toys, tools, and tantalizing treats await – because who says pleasure is just for kids? A designated space within a swinger’s venue equipped with various toys, equipment, and furnishings for sexual exploration and enjoyment.
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