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Dirty Vanilla? How Naughty Can Newbies Be While Staying In The Slow Lane?

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Find out how why being a dirty vanilla (with sprinkles and a cherry on top) in the swinger world can be so intoxicatingly fun! Join Kat & Leo as they dish about just how far a newbie can go before jumping to a soft or full swap (it’s all about semantics). 

By: Kat Swings

So you’re a newbie, a baby swinger?

So, you’ve dipped your toe into the steamy waters of the swinging scene, but you’re not quite ready to dive into the deep end just yet. Welcome to the world of dirty vanilla, where a dash of spice meets the sweetness of traditional intimacy, with sprinkles and a cherry on top! Join Kat & Leo as they serve up a tasty dish of dirty vanilla in this episode of the Vanilla Swingers podcast.

Being a dirty vanilla in the swinger world is like savoring an appetizer before indulging in the main course. It’s all about exploring your desires at your own pace, testing the waters while keeping things deliciously tantalizing. And let’s be real, who can resist the allure of a little vanilla with a naughty twist?

Vanilla vs Dirty Vanilla

In the swinging scene, “vanilla” is the flavor of choice for those who prefer their relationships monogamous and their adventures a little less spicy. It’s the term used to describe non-swingers, those friends and family in your normal, everyday world. They’re the ones who stick to traditional romps in the bedroom and might need a map to navigate the steamy world of ethical non-monogamy, sex toys, and sex positions. *blush* So, when we talk about someone being “vanilla,” we’re basically saying they’re as tame as a plain ol’ scoop of ice cream in a world of sundaes.

“Now let’s kick it up a notch and talk about ‘dirty vanilla’!”

Picture them as the flirtatious tease at the party, adding a dash of sass to the mix without fully committing to the main event. And dirty vanillas are growing ever more popular. Blame it on Cosmo and other trash journalism, hyping up “Ten Things You Must Do Once” articles, hyping up swingers clubs and sex clubs, leading to a burgeoning new breed of swingers: the Dirty Vanillas.

Even Vanillas Have to Start Somewhere

But before we write off these spectators entirely, let’s consider the journey of a swinger. Everyone starts somewhere, right? That couple content to watch from the sidelines today could very well be the stars of tomorrow’s spahetti sex orgy pit. Sometimes, it takes time and courage to make that leap from observer to participant. With swinging popularity growing, more and more people, particularly very attractive people, go to these big swing parties (e.g., Plush, Dirty Vegas, Naughty in Nawlins) and are just there to pose, get naked, dance topless on the pole, and do some girl-on-girl play.

Yet, while frustration can bubble up for hard-core swingers that are DTF when faced with a sea of hot bodies unwilling to dive into the action, let’s call it what it is.

Damn, those people are hot. Why don’t they play!?

How Low Can You Go?

Ah, the tantalizing question on everyone’s lips: how far can a dirty vanilla go before diving headfirst into the whirlpool of soft swap or full swap delights? Well, it’s all about semantics. For some dirty vanilla couples, their sexual escapades can look quite salacious from a birds-eye view.

Soft swap, as the name suggests, is like dipping your toe into the shallow end of the swinging pool—think tantalizing touches and steamy makeout sessions, with a saucy twist of oral thrown in for good measure. It’s all about exploring the sensual playground of another couple without taking the plunge into full-on penetration.

But here’s where it gets interesting: for the daring dirty vanillas, the semantics of swinging allow for a world of naughty exploration beyond the traditional boundaries. We’re talking fingers delving into forbidden territory, sex toys adding a buzz to the bedroom, and mouths tracing every curve and contour of the body with reckless abandon. 

So, my fellow dirty vanillas, embrace the intoxicatingly fun world of swinging with open arms and open minds. With some sprinkles and a cherry on top, you’ll discover a playground of pleasure where fantasies come to life and inhibitions melt away. Let’s raise a glass to the tantalizing journey ahead—cheers to being deliciously dirty vanillas!

Find all of this and more on this episode of our top-rated swingers podcast for new couples to the lifestyle, the Vanilla Swingers podcast!

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Swinger definitions mentioned in this post:

Baby swinger: Newbie swingers just dipping their toes into the tantalizing pool of pleasure, eager to explore and learn the ropes of the swinging lifestyle.

Swinger: The maestro of romance remixing, turning monogamy on its head with a wink and a swap. An individual who embraces consensual ethical non-monogamous relationships, exploring various forms of sexual and romantic connections outside traditional monogamy.

Dirty vanilla: Like vanilla with a side of spice, because who says you can’t have your cake and eat it too? A playful term referring to individuals who engage in non-traditional sexual practices while maintaining aspects of conventional relationships or lifestyles.

Vanilla: The flavor of love that’s sweet but oh-so-basic. Within the swinging community it describes individuals or activities that are conventional, traditional, or non-kinky in nature, often contrasting with the more adventurous or non-monogamous aspects of swinging.

Ethical Non-Monogamy: The golden rule of the swinging world, where trust, honesty, and communication reign supreme in the pursuit of pleasure. This relationship model is characterized by mutual consent, honesty, and communication, allowing individuals to engage in romantic or sexual relationships with multiple partners while prioritizing respect and emotional well-being.

Sex Club: A tantalizing adult playground where your wildest fantasies come to life, from steamy encounters to electrifying dance floors. Unlike swingers clubs, it’s less about swapping and more about exploring your deepest sexual desires with like-minded thrill-seekers. Think themed rooms, sultry vibes, and no strings attached fun!

Swingers Club: The playground of pleasure, where fantasies come to life and every night is a tantalizing adventure. A dedicated venue or establishment where individuals or couples within the swinging community gather to socialize, explore their sexuality, and engage in consensual sexual activities with other like-minded individuals.

DTF: ‘Down to Fuck,’ a slang term indicating someone’s readiness and willingness to engage in sexual activity.

Spaghetti sex: A saucy group romp where multiple bodies tangle together like a messy plate of pasta, creating a steamy, deliciously chaotic mass of pleasure!

Soft swap: Getting oh-so-close to the edge without taking the full plunge – it’s like foreplay on steroids! A variant of full swap where partners engage in sexual activities with others, excluding intercourse, often focusing on kissing, touching, and other forms of sensual pleasure without penetration.

Full swap: When consenting adult partners trade places for a night of passion that’s hotter than a summer fling. Couples trade partners and engage in sexual activities, including intercourse.

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