Vanilla Swingers Blog
Welcome to the Vanilla Swingers Blog, your go-to guide for swinger club reviews from across the globe. From chic European hotspots to hidden local gems, we break down everything you need to know – first impressions, crowd vibe, playroom layouts, music, dress code, and more. Our swinger club reviews give you the real, unfiltered scoop so your night is smooth, sexy, and unforgettable. Let’s pop some cherries!
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Swinger Club Reviews
🍒 Vanilla Swingers 5-Cherry Rating System
Because stars are for restaurants. Cherries? Well… we’re popping those.
🍒 – No chemistry, no climax, no chance we’d return.
🍒🍒 – More awkward than sexy, but hey, we tried.
🍒🍒🍒 – Not bad, not unforgettable – just cherry neutral.
🍒🍒🍒🍒 – Not quite legendary, but damn close.
🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒 – So hot we’re still sweaty. Cherry-popping perfection.
📌 CALIFORNIA
- Bronze Party 🍒🍒🍒🍒
SF Bronze Party Review: Exclusive, Curated & Worth It? - Club Joi 🍒🍒🍒🍒
Is Club Joi Worth It? Our Honest Review of This LA Lifestyle Club - Just For Dinner 🍒
Do You Know George? A Round-Up of Just for Dinner Reviews - Los Gatos Meet & Greet 🍒🍒🍒
Make the Most of a Meet n Greet (Los Gatos Meet n Greet Review) - Plush Parties 🍒🍒🍒🍒
What Really Happens at Plush Parties? SoCal’s Dirty Vanilla Secret - Plush Parties – Flesh & Fantasy Ball 🍒🍒🍒🍒
Plush Flesh & Fantasy Ball: All Tricks, Not Enough Treats - Plush Parties – SoCal Mansion 🍒🍒🍒🍒
Plush Hollywood Mansion Party Review: Inside LA’s Hillside Orgy - Power Exchange 🍒
Power Exchange Review: San Francisco’s Notorious Sex Club - Twist San Francisco 🍒🍒🍒🍒
Twist SF Review: San Francisco’s Swinger Club
📌 COLORADO
- BelleEvents 🍒🍒🍒
Why Denver’s BelleEvents Hotel Takeovers Always Sell Out - Mon Chalet 🍒🍒🍒
Mon Chalet Review: Doubling Down with a Pair of Threesomes - Scarlet Ranch 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
Scarlet Ranch Review: Mile-High Mischief in Denver
📌 FLORIDA
- Caliente 🍒🍒🍒🍒
Caliente Resort Review: Tampa’s Tropical Temptation - Eyz Wide Shut 🍒
Tampa’s Eyz Wide Shut Review: Sex Club or Industrial-Sized Ick? - Miami Velvet 🍒🍒🍒
Miami Velvet Review – Is South Florida’s Swinger Club Worth the Hype? - Trapeze Ft Lauderdale 🍒🍒🍒
Ultimate Trapeze Club Review: South Florida After Dark
📌 NEVADA
- Vegas Swinger Clubs Ranked 🍒🍒🍒
Las Vegas Swinger Clubs Ranked: The Good, The Bad & The Sticky - Dirty Vegas 🍒🍒🍒🍒
Plush Dirty Vegas Review: 1,200 Swingers Gone Wild in Sin City - FlirtsLV 🍒🍒🍒1/2
FlirtsLV Vegas Review: Upscale House Party or Over‑Hyped Suburbia? - Green Door 🍒🍒
Green Door Las Vegas *HONEST REVIEW* – Creepy Tourist Trap or Must-See? - Moorea Beach Club 🍒🍒🍒🍒
Topless, Tipsy & Totally Our Vibe: Moorea Beach Club Reviewed - PlayhouseLV 🍒🍒🍒1/2
PlayhouseLV Review – Behind the Vetted Velvet Ropes - Red Rooster 🍒🍒
Red Rooster Vegas Review – A Hot Mess or Just Hot? - Whispers 🍒🍒🍒
Whispers Las Vegas Review – Swinger Gem or Suburban House Party? - Pokher Knights (PK Social) – Reno 🍒
Reno’s Pokher Nights Review: Snowed In, Stripped Down, and Shocked
📌 NORTH CAROLINA
- Raleigh/Durham Friction 🍒🍒🍒🍒
Friction Hotel Takeover: Red-Hot Sexcapades and Wild Debauchery
📌 AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS
- Amsterdam Red Light District 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
Amsterdam After Dark: Red Light District Sexy Secrets Revealed - Fata Morgana 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
Fata Morgana Review: Is This Amsterdam’s Sexiest Lifestyle Club? - Fun4Two 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
Fun4Two Amsterdam Review: Inside the Dutch Swinger Fantasyland - Sameplace 🍒🍒🍒
Sameplace Amsterdam Review: Sex Café Where Anything Goes
📌BERLIN, GERMANY
- Avarus 🍒🍒🍒🍒
Avarus After Dark: Your Friendly Berlin Swinger Hub - Insomnia 🍒🍒🍒🍒
From EDM to BDSM: Inside Berlin’s Insomnia Sex Club - KitKat Club 🍒🍒🍒🍒
Kinky & Electric: Berlin’s KitKat Club Exposed
📌BUDAPEST, HUNGARY
- SwingerForYou 🍒
Budapest Swinger Clubs: SwingerForYou Review - Tiktak 🍒🍒🍒🍒
Swinging in Budapest: Tiktak Swinger Club Review
📌 FRANCE
- Cap d’Agde 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
The Truth About Cap d’Agde: A Swinger’s Paradise? (Full Review) - La Marquise 🍒🍒🍒🍒
La Marquise Paris Review: Where Young Swingers Go to Play - Les Chandelles 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
Swinging in Paris: Les Chandelles Swinger Club Review - Le Mask 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
Le Mask Paris Review – Our Naughty Paris Origin Story - Moon City 🍒🍒🍒
Wet, Wild, and WTF: Paris’s Moon City Spa Scene - Taken Club 🍒🍒🍒🍒
Inside Paris’ Taken Club: Hot Vibes or Just Haute Drama? - Theatre ChoChotte 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
Skip Moulin Rouge—Théâtre ChoChotte Is the Sexiest Show in Paris
📌LONDON, ENGLAND
- Hellfire Club 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
Hellfire Club London Review: Dungeons and Dogging - Ignite (formerly Abfab) 🍒🍒🍒
Ignite/AbFab Review: Heathrow’s Hottest Layover - Le Boudoir 🍒🍒🍒🍒
Inside Le Boudoir: London’s Sexiest (and Strictest) Swinger Club - OurPlace4Fun (OP4F) 🍒🍒🍒🍒
OurPlace4Fun (OP4F) Review: North London’s Voyeur Playground - Rios Spa 🍒
Kentish Town’s Naked Truth: Inside Rios Spa, London
📌PRAGUE, CZECH REPUBLIC
- Fantasy 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
Swinging in Prague: Fantasy Swinger Club Review
📌ROME, ITALY
- Bad Romance 🍒
Ciao Bella! Rome Swinger Clubs | Bad Romance Review - Flirt Club 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒
Mamma Mia! Rome Swinger Clubs | Flirt Club Review - Swingers 69 🍒🍒🍒🍒
When in Rome: Swingers 69 Club Review
Find all of this and more on this episode of our top-rated swingers podcast for new couples to the lifestyle, the Vanilla Swingers podcast!
